Thursday, 14 November 2013

Roleplaying rant

So, a couple of days ago I was roleplaying on Animal Jam as a white wolf. But then a rabbit said *Watches white she-cat hunt* It made me REALLY mad. Whenever I roleplay as a cat, I am actually a FELINE. But when other people roleplay as a cat, they are using a CANINE. It really makes me mad that somebody actually thought "oh, she must be a cat, she is using a wolf." Also, so many people throw things when they are being a cat. Cats can only pick up things with their MOUTHS. THEY DO NOT HAVE FINGERS OR THUMBS! JUST PAWS!!! Ugh. Plus, cats don't even throw things with their mouth. They don't throw things at all.  And, ugh. Powerplaying is a BIG issue. People, if you want to roleplay correctly, don't use the following phrases!
-NN
-ND
-NM
-No miss
-Kills no nothing
-No nothing
-No dodge
-No miss
They ruin roleplay completely. So follow this advice, and BURN THESE PHRASES!
Also, I really hate it when people attack things bigger and more powerful than them. When I roleplay as a lynx, people roleplaying as cats always attack me. Lynx are bigger than ordinary cats. Also, when people roleplaying as cats attack deer, horses, wolves, and other bigger things. Also, oversizing is VERY bad. It's when you roleplay as an animal, but you say you are bigger than you can actually grow. Example: "Is a wild cat the size of a wolf" or "Is a wolf the size of an adult male deer"
Now, I want everyone who reads this to remember. Don't powerplay, don't oversize, don't attack things bigger and stronger than yourself, be a wolf, arctic wolf, or fox when you are being a canine, and be REALISTIC.
PS: If you're commenting something like "its the internet ppl don't care", then stop, an hit yourself in the head with the heaviest book you can find. Because I'm trying to make people care.